This is a narration of my most memorable encounters with the opposite sex delivered in an easy-to-digest and entertaining manner. What started out as diary entries to overcome a particularly painful break-up became stories spanning over three continents. The stories do not follow a strict chronological order, but are geographically organized into chapters such as Ile-de-France, Balkania, Northern Africa, Bella Italia, Germany & Co. The protagonists were named after the characteristics I remember them by and were given appropriate nicknames such as Bastardo I & II, Dr. Freak, Hermit, Naso… This book certainly contains sad times and heartbreak, but also lots of hilarious situations and encounters of the plain weird kind, mais c'est la vie!